You know you've been in Thailand too long when:
(συγνώμη είναι στα Αγγλικά)
You think it?s normal to have a beer at 9:00 a.m.
You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs.
You look four ways before crossing a one way street.
You put salt and chilli on your fruit
A Thai cop stops you for a minor infraction and you automatically reach for your wallet.
You think that a Honda Civic is a prestigious car.
You can?t remember the last time you wore a suit and tie.
You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire.
You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there.
You think white wine goes well with Som Tam.
You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory.
You start wearing slippers everywhere
You start driving cars barefoot
You become an expert on buying and selling gold jewellery
Dogs become animals you'd rather kick than pet.
When driving a car you'll start using every free inch of the road.
You flash your 4 indicator lights when driving straight on at an intersection.
You think a calendar more useful than a watch.
You stand in the shadow of a telephone pole while waiting for a bus.
Νομίζω ότι οι περισσότεροι θα γελάσουν με αυτά, αλλά αρκετοί θα τα έχουμε βιώσει ήδη...
